1 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:20,700 [Upbeat instrumental music] 2 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:00,100 George! 3 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:01,700 George! 4 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:15,800 Spots. 5 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,000 Martha. 6 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,500 What? 7 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,900 I got... I got new spots. 8 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,900 And you know something else? I got this new kink in my shoulder. 9 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:28,600 And every time... 10 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,300 - Every time I do that, it hurts me. - Well, then don't do that. 11 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:37,600 George, those are the same old spots and the same old kink you've always had. 12 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:40,200 Martha, I've been thinking. 13 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,700 We ought to move into a retirement community. 14 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:46,500 Someplace where they have doctors and nurses standing by. 15 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:48,700 You know, we're not getting any younger. 16 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,400 We go through this every birthday. 17 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:53,700 This is our home. 18 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:55,600 But, Martha, this place is the best. 19 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,800 They have high fences, armed guards to keep the kids out. 20 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,300 No kids allowed. It's a paradise. 21 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,700 Go soak in a long bath. You'll feel better. 22 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:08,700 Then I'll fix you a nice birthday breakfast. 23 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:11,200 You didn't tell anyone, right? 24 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:14,600 George, I didn't tell anybody it was your birthday. 25 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,600 GEORGE: Especially you-know-who. 26 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:19,700 Dennis? 27 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,900 No, I did not tell Dennis, George. 28 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,800 [Contented musical swell] 29 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,400 Oh, boy. 30 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,300 DENNIS: Won't Mr. Wilson be surprised? 31 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,800 I bet he really likes you, Betsy. 32 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:39,200 You're the best looking frog in the whole town. 33 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,700 But maybe a frog isn't a good idea for an old guy like Mr. Wilson. 34 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,100 I know! 35 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,400 Snakes. 36 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:48,600 A cool lizard. 37 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,000 Or a spider. 38 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,900 I know, we'll let Mr. Wilson pick which one he likes best. 39 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,100 DENNIS: Hey, Mrs. Wilson! 40 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:08,600 I have a surprise birthday present for Mr. Wilson. 41 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,900 I just know how much he likes surprises. 42 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:13,200 Dennis, he's taking his bath right now. 43 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,900 Why don't you wait and give it to him when he's finished? 44 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:17,300 Okay, thanks. 45 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,300 [Dog whimpers and barks] 46 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:25,300 [Lighthearted instrumental music] 47 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Come on. 48 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,700 She said we can give it to him when he finishes. 49 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,300 [Squeaking and clanking of wagon] 50 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,800 [Mischievous instrumental refrain] 51 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,100 [Mr. Wilson singing cheerfully] 52 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:08,300 [Croaking] 53 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,700 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 54 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:55,900 DENNIS: Yikes! 55 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,800 [Upbeat instrumental music] 56 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,600 Get back here. 57 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,400 I got to call a plumber. 58 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:30,100 Frogs, lizards. Forget the plumber. 59 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:32,300 I need an exterminator. 60 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,100 Dennis. 61 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:44,100 Dennis! 62 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,600 DENNIS: Hi, Mr. Wilson. 63 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,800 GEORGE: Get off the bed! DENNIS: Wait, I want... 64 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:52,400 GEORGE: Do you think this is a jungle? DENNIS: But... 65 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:55,100 GEORGE: Besides, you look like a baby ape. 66 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:03,200 Mr. Wilson, wait! Where are you going? 67 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,700 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 68 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,400 Oh, gee! 69 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,100 [Upbeat instrumental music] 70 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,300 George? 71 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,500 [Croaking] 72 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:30,100 Happy birthday, Mr. Wilson. 73 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,200 GEORGE: Mitchell! 74 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:41,700 Mitchell! 75 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:42,700 Where's Dennis? 76 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,000 MARTHA: George. 77 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,600 Don't say it, Martha. Don't say it. He's not a boy. 78 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,900 He's a menace. 79 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:49,800 HENRY: George. George! 80 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,100 ALICE: What's he done? 81 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,100 Mitchell! 82 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,100 Bathtub! Frogs! Bugs! 83 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,800 HENRY: L... GEORGE: Snakes! 84 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,600 GEORGE: Wagon going down the stairs! 85 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:58,900 Cake in the face! 86 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,100 GEORGE: Surprise! 87 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:01,900 Happy birthday! 88 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:05,400 He was so excited about your birthday. He likes you so much. 89 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,300 Yeah? Tell him to like somebody else. 90 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:11,100 Tell him to find another old man and make his life miserable. 91 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,500 [Horn honking and tires screeching] 92 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:22,200 Grandpa, Grandpa! 93 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:29,500 The best grandson in the whole wide world. 94 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,700 Wait a minute. We were talking about Dennis. 95 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:35,400 You're a lucky man, George, living here with Dennis. 96 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,400 - Yeah? You try it sometime. - Funny you should say that. 97 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,300 Everybody... 98 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:43,800 I sold the motor home. 99 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,600 But, Dad, you loved traveling around in that big old thing. 100 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,400 I decided that two weeks a year isn't enough time... 101 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:53,000 to spend with my wonderful grandson. 102 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,800 He needs a full-time grandpa. 103 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:58,700 Alice, Henry, if that spare room you offered is still available... 104 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,600 I'm moving in. 105 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,200 DENNIS: This is gonna be great! 106 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,300 We can go fishing, go to the arcade... 107 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:09,400 eat hot dogs in the morning and even stay up late. 108 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,100 Dad, are you sure you thought about this? 109 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:16,100 From now on, I'm spending lots of time with Dennis. 110 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,000 - Every minute. - Yeah! 111 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,200 GRANDPA: I know this is a bit of a surprise. 112 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,900 ALICE: Henry and I were talking about you this morning. 113 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,400 DENNIS: This'll be great! 114 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:28,700 GRANDPA: I hope the spare room is ready. ALICE: It's always ready for you, Dad. 115 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:30,200 Yippee! 116 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,600 I'm finally gonna get that kid out of my hair. 117 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,300 Thank you. 118 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:42,000 ALICE: Dad, you're forgetting it's not that easy living around Dennis. 119 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,600 Nonsense. He's just high-spirited. 120 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:48,300 Usually, after two weeks you can't wait to get away. Far away. 121 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,000 That was before. 122 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:52,600 Now this is home. 123 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:57,100 GEORGE: Here we are, quietly having breakfast. 124 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:59,600 And where's Dennis? He's not here. 125 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,800 What a beautiful day. 126 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,100 I'm baking another birthday cake. 127 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,300 I should know to make two cakes. 128 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,300 With Dennis around, you always wind up wearing the first one. 129 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,800 Not anymore. 130 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,100 From now on, Grandpa's gonna get the cakes in the face. 131 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:17,100 It'll be good for Dennis to spend time with his grandfather. 132 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:18,500 He's very nice. 133 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:19,700 Nice? 134 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,300 I never trust a man that's always smiling. 135 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:26,200 - And the man lived in his car. - That's a 50-foot motor home. 136 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:29,600 Well, he doesn't... He doesn't act his age. 137 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,600 Neither do you, George. 138 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,500 You act much older. 139 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,300 [Lighthearted instrumental music] 140 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:48,000 I don't know why boys have to hide their clubhouses in such hard to find places. 141 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,700 CLUB MEMBERS: "I pledge allegiance... 142 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,900 "to the flag of the No Girls Allowed Club... 143 00:11:56,500 --> 00:12:01,200 "and to the coolest club in the universe for which it stands. 144 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,800 "One club... 145 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,700 "invisible, with liberty... 146 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,300 "and justice for guys." 147 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,300 And the heck... 148 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,000 With girls! 149 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,900 What's that smell? 150 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,800 Girls! 151 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,300 And what do we say to girls? 152 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,600 Girls, yuck. 153 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,700 Who needs them? 154 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:21,500 What a great club. 155 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,400 Dennis, it's Margaret. 156 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,600 Come out. I know you're in there. 157 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:32,000 Come out, or I scream till I turn blue and faint. 158 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,800 Hello, Dennis. 159 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,300 When I heard about your little club... 160 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,800 I knew my invitation must have been lost in the mail. 161 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,200 This is a No Girls Allowed Club. 162 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,800 And we've got to come up with a better name. 163 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,700 Margaret, the whole idea of having a No Girls Allowed Club... 164 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,200 is not letting girls in. 165 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,900 - Wait a minute. Gina's in the club. - She's vice president. 166 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,200 But Gina's a girl. 167 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:01,800 She is? 168 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,800 She don't hit like no girl. 169 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,300 You can't let her in and keep me out. 170 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:09,400 Why not? 171 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:13,100 Half the fun of having a club is keeping other people out. 172 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,400 Well, I'm going to start my own club. 173 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,700 Mr. Coodles and me. 174 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,600 And, Dennis, you're invited. 175 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,900 It's a dessert club. 176 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,100 Yeah. 177 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:37,500 With tons of ice cream, cake, cookies... 178 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,000 Oreos, Dennis. 179 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,400 Your favorite. 180 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,600 CLUB MEMBERS: Don't go. Don't listen to her. 181 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,000 GINA: It's a trap. 182 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,500 Double-cream filling. 183 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:52,200 GINA: You don't want her cookies. DENNIS: Double-cream filling. 184 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,500 GINA: They're poisoned. 185 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,900 MARGARET: So, you wanna come? 186 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,200 Hey, Dennis, come see my pet rat, Morty. 187 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,900 She had babies, rat babies. They're itty-bitty, pink and ugly. 188 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,600 They got no hair anywhere. 189 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,800 Gross. 190 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,800 DENNIS: Cool. Let's go see. GINA: Bet you I could beat you there. 191 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,100 DENNIS: Cool. 192 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,400 JOEY: Come on, go, go! 193 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:14,700 Mr. Coodles, I've spent too many years whipping Dennis into shape... 194 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,200 to let some home-wrecker steal him away. 195 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,700 ALICE: Okay, I've got the last batch of cookies. 196 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,000 HENRY: Where's my apron? 197 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,900 HENRY: Where's my chef hat? ALICE: Kitchen. 198 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,000 Who's got the buns? 199 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,300 DENNIS: Mom, Dad! 200 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,700 Look, Grandpa made some of his frozen pickles-on-a-stick. 201 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,500 Hey, Mr. Wilson, we're going to the Fireman's Carnival. 202 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,300 - You wanna come? - No, I'm not going anywhere. 203 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,600 Dennis, George would hate being around all that fun. 204 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,500 I'm gonna get the rest of the stuff. 205 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,500 I'll put this in the car. 206 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,400 Martha, something doesn't sound right. 207 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,400 You better let me take a look under the hood. 208 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,300 Don't worry, Mrs. Wilson. 209 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,100 Grandpa knows a lot about cars. 210 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,200 MARTHA: Really? That's good. 211 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,400 Then we're lucky he's here. 212 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,200 GEORGE: Wait a minute! 213 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:07,200 When I was a kid, I could take an engine apart blindfolded. 214 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,100 GRANDPA: What do you think, George? 215 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,400 Gee, this hose looks loose. 216 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:22,700 Dennis! Dennis! Cut it off! 217 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:26,100 Yuck, Mr. Wilson. You're a mess. 218 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,400 Dennis! 219 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,200 George, he was just trying to help. 220 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,500 Just trying to help? You got a lot to learn! 221 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,200 You got to get cleaned up before you come to the fair. 222 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,700 Yeah? Well, I'm not going nowhere. 223 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,500 But Grandpa's gonna be the guy in the dunking booth. 224 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,400 You don't wanna miss that. 225 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,400 DENNIS: Hey, everybody, look. 226 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:50,500 It's my best friend, Mr. Wilson. 227 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,600 He used to play baseball back hundreds of years ago. 228 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,500 Watch, kid. Watch. 229 00:15:58,300 --> 00:15:59,300 Come on, Wilson. 230 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,400 Here we go. 231 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,700 Yikes. 232 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,000 The target is over there. 233 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,800 Come on. 234 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,100 Wilson. 235 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,600 Water, I need water. 236 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,000 - Come on, Mr. Wilson, you can do it. - Thanks, kid. 237 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,000 So long, George! 238 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,600 SYLVESTER: Bursitis, ouch! 239 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,600 Used to have that when I was your age. 240 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:28,900 GEORGE: Used to have it? 241 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,700 Here you go, Pops, three balls, hardly used. 242 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,200 Knock yourself out. 243 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,500 You be my ball boy. 244 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:38,500 Watch it there, Gramps. We don't want you to hurt yourself. 245 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,300 You're getting wet. 246 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:47,800 Holy... 247 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,300 How did you do that? 248 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,300 Hear some chatter. Let's hear some chatter. 249 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,800 Yeah, chatter. I'll give you chatter. Hurry up! 250 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,300 Will you stop that? It's not a dinner. Throw the ball. 251 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,200 I don't believe it. It's a miracle. 252 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,300 Two hits. 253 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,900 I don't believe it. You just got lucky. 254 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,700 That's impossible! I don't believe that at all! 255 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 That's ridiculous! 256 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,300 So long, George. 257 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,800 Yeah. 258 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,000 Hey, mister, wait up. I got to ask you something. 259 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,600 Hey, George. 260 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,500 I'll be right back. 261 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,800 Mr. Montgomery, please don't overexert yourself. 262 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,100 But, Doc, I feel great! Watch. 263 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,300 GEORGE: Wow, look what he just did! 264 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,300 If he gets hurt, it'll set his treatment back six months. 265 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,900 Treatment? What treatment? 266 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,500 What? Never mind. 267 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,300 Doc, what do you think about your prize patient now? 268 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,600 He's a doctor? 269 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,500 What treatment? Tell me. What treatment? 270 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,000 I got to know more. 271 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,500 I'm sorry, our treatments are still experimental. 272 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:53,200 In five, ten years, maybe it'll be available to the general public. 273 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,500 Look at old George. He can't wait that long. 274 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,700 Yeah, I can't wait that long. 275 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,400 I can't? 276 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,100 I must swear you to secrecy. 277 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:06,600 If other researchers or the media discover our results... 278 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,900 Believe me, nobody'll know. It's better that way. 279 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,700 We'll keep it to ourselves. 280 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:14,500 At the university we're studying ways to stop the effects of aging. 281 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,600 It works, George. Look at me. 282 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,700 We've had some very promising results. 283 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,900 Amazing results. I'm living proof. 284 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,700 He's the living proof. 285 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,900 But, George, we're a poor public university. 286 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,600 So we're asking our patients to contribute just a small portion... 287 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,800 of their treatment costs. 288 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,800 You mean it's expensive? 289 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,000 If it's expensive... 290 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,600 I don't need it. 291 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,400 I'm so sorry, George. 292 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,600 Enjoy your last few months. 293 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,800 I mean years. 294 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,900 [Children laughing] 295 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:58,000 My dad says, when we get older we'll like girls. 296 00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,800 We'll like them? 297 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,300 Yucky old girls? 298 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,600 Yep, whether we want to or not. 299 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,000 Look, there's Jake Miller! 300 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,500 JOEY: Oh, no! They got Jake! 301 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:10,700 No crummy old girl is ever gonna get a hold of me. 302 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,300 Hello, boys. 303 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,800 Margaret. 304 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,100 Gross. 305 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,600 Hello, Dennis. 306 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,300 My, what a lovely evening. 307 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,900 Hey, Dennis, look. 308 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,300 How can a girl ever compete with that? 309 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,600 [Lively dance music] 310 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,000 You call that dancing? 311 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,200 Hey, Mr. Wilson, come dance with us. 312 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,700 It's loads of fun. 313 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,800 Yeah, come on, George. 314 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,100 Unless you feel like you're getting too old. 315 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:13,100 [Confrontational spaghetti Western music] 316 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:48,200 [Upbeat disco music begins] 317 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,200 My back! 318 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,700 Yikes. 319 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,200 I'll help you. 320 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,200 Don't touch me. 321 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,900 I'm gonna fix your back. 322 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,600 Take your hands off me. 323 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,500 You made it worse. 324 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,400 Hey, look! Darts! Come on. 325 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,800 DENNIS: Hey, mister, how many tickets do we need? 326 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,100 But I was just trying to help. 327 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,200 That's what Dennis always says. 328 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000 DENNIS: Yeah! 329 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,500 Look, just give me another shot. 330 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,300 I'll fix you real good. 331 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,300 JOEY: Let's get the red one. 332 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,300 You ruined me. You ruined me! 333 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,700 GUNTHER: Blue one. 334 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,600 GEORGE: What did you do to me? 335 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,300 GRANDPA: Okay, if that's the way you want it, that's the way it's gonna be. 336 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,300 I never liked you! 337 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,600 Hey, guys! Look at that big one! Yeah! 338 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,000 Don't like that guy. 339 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,100 Get it! 340 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,200 George! 341 00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:40,800 Mr. Wilson, stand still. I'll pull out all them darts for you. 342 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,800 You two! You two! You're both menaces. 343 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Menaces! 344 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,900 GEORGE: Doctor. I'm ready to sign up. 345 00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:00,300 - I'm ready to sign up. - Fine, George. Okay, calm down. 346 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,100 Thursday, 4:00 p.m., the wife goes to the bridge club. 347 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,700 314 Elm. You'll come there? Promise. 348 00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:08,400 - Promise? - Don't worry, I'll be there. 349 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,500 - Thanks. - You won't be sorry, George. 350 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,600 I do believe our friend George is hooked. 351 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,000 He's hooked, all right. 352 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,400 Looks like we're gonna take old George to the cleaners. 353 00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:44,800 - George, the "For Sale" sign again? - Martha, maybe we'll get lucky. 354 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,100 Maybe some idiot from out of town'll buy it... 355 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:50,100 before he finds out you-know-who lives next door. 356 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,000 DENNIS: Hey, Mr. Wilson. 357 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,100 Hey, George. 358 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,900 We're going jogging. You wanna come along? 359 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:03,100 - Please, Mr. Wilson. Please! - Thanks for the offer, but no, thanks. 360 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:05,600 That's too bad. I thought if you came along... 361 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,300 Dennis would get a chance to ride in an ambulance. 362 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,000 That would be so cool. 363 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,400 Thanks a lot, Johnson. 364 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:15,000 We're going to the swimming pool later if you want to come. 365 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,300 It'd be a bit safer. 366 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,100 I'll check my schedule. 367 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,800 This is gonna be great, having you and Grandpa living here. 368 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:25,200 I just know you guys are gonna become best friends. 369 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,500 George, why are you so jealous of Mr. Johnson? 370 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:34,400 He is Dennis' grandfather. 371 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,900 Of course Dennis wants to spend time with him. 372 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:39,500 Jealous? Don't be ridiculous. 373 00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:44,300 Martha, when was the last time we went to a swimming pool? 374 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,900 Our honeymoon. 375 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:49,700 Doesn't a nice quiet day at the swimming pool sound restful? 376 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:53,300 [Energetic instrumental music] 377 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:09,200 Hello, boys. 378 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,500 Yikes. What is it? 379 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,600 Margaret, dog poo-poo brain. 380 00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:16,000 Yep, it's Margaret, all right. 381 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,400 You can't go swimming like that. 382 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:22,400 Of course I can't. We redheads are very sensitive to the sun. 383 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,600 Our skin is so delicate. 384 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,000 You come to the swimming pool and you can't even go swimming? 385 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,800 Hey, guys! Come see my big black spider. 386 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,400 You feed her flies, she rips them apart and feeds them to her baby spiders. 387 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,400 Cool! 388 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,100 Let's go see it. 389 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:52,800 [Carefree and upbeat instrumental music] 390 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,400 There are a couple over there. 391 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:06,000 Mr. Wilson, we need to talk. 392 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,300 What? 393 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,600 I need your advice on how to make Dennis quit being such a poop-head... 394 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,200 and pay attention to me. 395 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,500 You want my advice? 396 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:14,700 Run. 397 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,400 Go as far away from him as you can. Save yourself while there's still time. 398 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:20,300 George, that isn't nice. 399 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,600 It's for her own good. She'll thank me when she gets older. 400 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,100 What do you men want from us women? 401 00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:28,200 Oh, dear, please. Sit down. 402 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,800 George will be happy to help you. 403 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:33,000 - Won't you, George? - Yeah. 404 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:40,000 Ever since I was a little girl, I knew Dennis and I were meant to be together. 405 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:45,000 Deep down I know he feels the same way, but he just doesn't show it! 406 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,100 He's only 7 years old. 407 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:49,700 He's 7 and a half, almost 8. 408 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,200 And now this Gina girl comes along and moves in on him. 409 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,100 Well, surely she's no competition for you. 410 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,800 I don't understand why I can't make Dennis do anything I want. 411 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,900 I have a very high IQ. 412 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,300 I already read at the level of a fourth grader. 413 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,800 He should be eating out of my hand. 414 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,100 - Mr. Wilson, what do I do? - How the hell should I know? 415 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:12,800 George, answer her. 416 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,900 What does Dennis see in this girl? 417 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:20,200 Bugs, yucky crawly things with way too many legs. 418 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,300 Well, dear, a woman's got to share her man's interests... 419 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,700 or at least pretend that she does. 420 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,800 That's how I caught George. 421 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 You did? 422 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,400 Thanks, Mr. Wilson, you've saved our relationship. 423 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,400 Good. So long. 424 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:43,300 [Exciting instrumental music] 425 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:49,000 Look! That's my grandpa! 426 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,300 GEORGE: Do you believe this? 427 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:59,100 [Cheering and applauding] 428 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:00,900 That's my grandpa. 429 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,200 Big deal. 430 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,300 GEORGE: I worked as a lifeguard in the summers. 431 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,900 - I did a one-and-a-half with a twist. - George. 432 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,200 I think I'm gonna show that guy a thing or two. 433 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,900 You haven't been on a diving board in 40 years. 434 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,200 George! 435 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:28,100 [Inflated instrumental music] 436 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,300 Hey, mister, hurry up. 437 00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:46,400 Shut up, kid, huh? 438 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:56,600 Hey, look! There's Mr. Wilson. 439 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,000 Thanks, Dennis. 440 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:07,400 Swan dive. Piece of cake. 441 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:16,900 I hope I'm okay. 442 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,800 [Loud cheering and applauding] 443 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,400 That was the best belly-buster ever! 444 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,300 [Mr. Wilson moaning loudly] 445 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,300 Grandpa was right. We get to ride in an ambulance after all. 446 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,300 - Hey, mister, can I run the siren? - Sure, Dennis. 447 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,900 [Siren blaring] 448 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,400 GEORGE: You don't wanna be late for your bridge club. 449 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,600 Why are you so... 450 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,000 Don't worry, I'll get it. It's probably nobody. 451 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,200 'Bye, Martha! Take care. 452 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:11,400 - 'Bye, Martha! Bye-bye, Martha! - George. 453 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,600 [Doorbell rings] 454 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,700 GEORGE: Hold on! I'll be right there! 455 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:18,800 Doctor, thank God you're here. 456 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,800 George, this is my colleague from the University of New Delhi... 457 00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:25,100 - Dr. Shashi Casha. - Very pleased to make your acquaintance. 458 00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:27,600 Get inside quick. I don't want anybody to see you. 459 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,100 A lot of busybodies and snoops around here. 460 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,700 GEORGE: 'Bye, Martha! 461 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:36,900 Yes! 462 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:41,600 GEORGE: What's all this for? PROF: We need it for your examination. 463 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:43,000 GEORGE: Examination? 464 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:45,500 Yeah, just quick physical, see what shape you're in. 465 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:52,800 [Creepy instrumental music] 466 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,500 What? 467 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:12,300 What? 468 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,300 Your cellular decay is so advanced. 469 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,100 I'm sorry. 470 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:20,000 We're very sorry. 471 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:21,100 You have a will? 472 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:24,000 You should get all your affairs in order. Quickly. 473 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,900 You must be able to do something. 474 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,900 You're both doctors. 475 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:29,700 Think! 476 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,800 Well, there is... 477 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:35,300 The Komatsu root. 478 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:36,700 The Komatsu root? 479 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,500 It's our only hope. 480 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:46,100 [Triumphal instrumental music] 481 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,800 GEORGE: The Komatsu root. PROF: Very rare. 482 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:50,000 Very rare. 483 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,300 It's reserved for Chinese heads of state, under pain of death. 484 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,900 Some kind of root. 485 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:58,300 - What does it do? - Boil the root and drink the tea. 486 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,000 Very yummy tea. 487 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,700 PROF: Three times a day. 488 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Within a week, you'll start to look younger, feel younger. 489 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,100 Doctor, I don't think our friend George has that much money. 490 00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:09,500 Yes, yes, I do. 491 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:10,800 How much is it? 492 00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:13,900 Well, George, let me see. $10,000 ought to cover it. 493 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,600 $10,000? 494 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:18,000 $10,000? For a root? 495 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:20,500 [Affirmative grunt] 496 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,200 DENNIS: Hey, Mr. Wilson! 497 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,900 [Bike horn beeps] 498 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:37,400 You writing a check? What are you buying? 499 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,600 He's buying this rare root. 500 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,100 That cool root thing over there? 501 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:44,200 What's it do? Tell me. 502 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,000 It makes a person younger. 503 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,800 Golly! I'm seven and a half. 504 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,100 If I took some, I'd be six and a half? 505 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,100 What if I took so much I was a little baby? 506 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,300 And then I took some more! 507 00:32:58,500 --> 00:32:59,600 Yikes! 508 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,400 It doesn't work like that. 509 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,800 Hey! Guess what I have? 510 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,900 [Confrontational spaghetti Western music] 511 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,500 DENNIS: I found one, too. 512 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,200 Ain't it cool looking? 513 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:16,100 Mine's bigger than yours. 514 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:19,800 Where did you get that? 515 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,200 Dead Man's Creek, by the bridge. There's millions of them. 516 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,500 Here, you can have this one, Mr. Wilson. 517 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:28,200 There's lots more where that came from. 518 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,800 It's a miracle! 519 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,800 I guess I won't need this check after all. 520 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,300 I'll use this root. 521 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:36,400 Cool. 522 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:39,200 I'm gonna go brew some tea with my root right now. 523 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,500 'Bye. 524 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,300 Wanna see what else I found? 525 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,900 Look, the biggest one I've ever seen. 526 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,200 Golly, I guess that's one way to get rid of poison ivy. 527 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,300 Poison ivy. 528 00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:11,100 First that kid costs us $10,000, and now this. 529 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,500 - Lf I ever find out who he is... - Dennis Mitchell. 530 00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:17,700 All the pharmacists, all the clerks know him. 531 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:20,700 They say you're lucky. You could have gone to the hospital. 532 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,700 Well, it's a good thing that Wilson's still hooked. 533 00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:26,000 We'll get all his money yet. 534 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,300 Nobody beats the Professor. 535 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,600 Nobody. Especially a 7-year-old. 536 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,000 [Kettle whistling] 537 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,700 George, I thought you hated tea. 538 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,400 What is that terrible smell? 539 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,500 A dead rat. 540 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,700 George, what in the world... 541 00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:54,300 GEORGE: It's gardening food. No, no. 542 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,600 It's for planting. It's planting food, planting food. 543 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:02,000 For gardening, planting food and gardening. Yes. 544 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:06,800 George, are you all right? I mean, lately you've been acting strange. 545 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:12,100 - Even more strange than usual. - Nonsense, nonsense. 546 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,100 Everything is fine. 547 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,100 [Lighthearted and carefree song plays] 548 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:56,100 JOEY: Water, more water! 549 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,600 Run for your life! 550 00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:00,300 Any minute the whole town is gonna be under water. 551 00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:05,400 GINA: A flood. A flood. 552 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:09,400 DENNIS: This is great mud. 553 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,500 [Clears throat] 554 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:22,500 Hi, Margaret. 555 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,800 We're building a dam. 556 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:26,300 It's such a nice day. 557 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,600 I thought I'd take my collection of bugs out for a walk. 558 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,700 Did you say bugs? 559 00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:35,300 Margaret with bugs? 560 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,700 I hope everyone here has all had their shots. 561 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:44,500 Now... 562 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,100 stand back. 563 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,100 Cool. 564 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,000 - What is it? - A giant praying mantis. 565 00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:58,600 I bet you it's poisonous. 566 00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:02,400 - Does it bite? - Watch out. He's hungry. 567 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:06,400 My mom washes dishes with something that looks like that. 568 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:09,700 He was about to attack. I just saved your life. 569 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:12,100 Next a mutant roach. 570 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:16,800 GINA: That's amazing. 571 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:20,300 GUNTHER: I've never seen anything like that. 572 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,700 What a roach. 573 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,300 That's no roach. Let me see it. 574 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,100 He has a headache. 575 00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:30,600 And now, gentlemen, I give you the prize of my collection. 576 00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:33,800 The biggest spider in the world. 577 00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:39,900 MARGARET: He's big. 578 00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:41,100 That's cool. 579 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,400 MARGARET: He's mean. 580 00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:46,900 And he's really mad. 581 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:50,400 - What a great bug. - He's beautiful. 582 00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,800 A spider with claws? 583 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,400 The claws are for swinging through the trees in the jungle. 584 00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,900 That's cool. 585 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,100 You know, I have to take them home now. It's time for their naps. 586 00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:07,100 I'm gonna need a little help to get them home. 587 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,700 I'm gonna need a little help to get them home. 588 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,400 Okay, Margaret. I'll help you take them home. 589 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,900 You will? 590 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,300 Really? 591 00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:21,100 Thanks, Dennis. 592 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,400 JOEY: He's a goner. 593 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,400 Oh, no. 594 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,200 Dennis is going out with a girl, a crummy old girl. 595 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,500 JOEY: Not just any girl. Margaret. 596 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,600 Just like a boy. Fall for a girl just because she's got big bugs. 597 00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:41,500 Yeah, with them great big bugs, she's gonna make Dennis her sweetie-pie. 598 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,100 Yuck! 599 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:44,600 Guys... 600 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,900 those bugs were phony. I can't believe you fell for them. 601 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,200 They were? Them great bugs? 602 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,500 Fakes? 603 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,200 That crummy Margaret. She don't fight fair. 604 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,700 Then we got to stop her. 605 00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:59,600 We got to save Dennis from a fate worse than death. 606 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:04,200 ALICE: Henry? Henry Mitchell. 607 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,400 Henry, all these supplies from the Fireman's Carnival... 608 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,200 could you put them where Dennis can't get into them? 609 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,600 You mean where Dennis and your father can't get into them. 610 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,000 Could you hand them up to me, honey? 611 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:19,200 GRANDPA: Alice? 612 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,100 We're in here, Dad. 613 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:24,300 [Grandpa moaning] 614 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,100 Dad. 615 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,300 We went for a walk in the woods. 616 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:35,100 If you're gonna try to keep up with Dennis, you're gonna kill yourself. 617 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,400 I forgot that being around Dennis was such hard work. 618 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,000 No wonder George is so grouchy all the time. 619 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,500 ALICE: That's it. 620 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:46,300 I'm canceling that campout that Dennis had planned... 621 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,500 for the two of you in the backyard tonight. 622 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:51,000 You can't do that. He's got his heart set on it. 623 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,900 I just saw him packing a suitcase upstairs. 624 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,100 Besides, I promised, Alice. 625 00:39:57,100 --> 00:39:59,100 And I won't break a promise. 626 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,800 Oh, boy. 627 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,400 DENNIS: You'll eat these vegetables, ugly alien guy from outer space. 628 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:11,600 You're gonna eat these carrots. 629 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:12,800 Eat! 630 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,500 Eat these beans! 631 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,800 And broccoli! 632 00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:17,000 GRANDPA: Dennis. 633 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:19,300 Let the puppets go to sleep. 634 00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:23,800 I got a better idea, Dennis. Let me go to sleep. 635 00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:27,900 DENNIS: But, Grandpa, what's the fun of a campout if you sleep through it? 636 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,400 I bet I could stay awake clear through night. 637 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:37,100 All I have to do is sit here and think about keeping both eyes open. 638 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,200 Grandpa, Grandpa! Wake up, wake up! 639 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,500 [Grandpa moaning] 640 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,500 GRANDPA: Mercy. 641 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,200 Mr. Johnson... 642 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,100 beautiful day, huh? 643 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,600 GEORGE: Great to be alive. GRANDPA: Go away. 644 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,100 Something wrong with your back? 645 00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:17,200 I was gonna ask you to go jogging today. 646 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:18,800 Too bad. 647 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,500 I guess you thought it'd be easy living with Dennis in the neighborhood? 648 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,100 Well, it isn't. 649 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:26,900 George. 650 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:29,700 - Martha. - That wasn't very nice. 651 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:32,900 Martha, I never win anything around here anymore. 652 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:34,800 Let me enjoy just this once. 653 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,500 What has come over you lately, George? 654 00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:38,800 [Car horn beeps] 655 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,500 Who's that? 656 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,000 A salesman. I'll get rid of him. 657 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,500 Listen, big breakfast. 658 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,700 Waffles, toast, coffee, pancakes, everything. 659 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,100 The works. The works. That's what I want. 660 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:53,400 All that food? 661 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:56,400 Yeah. I'll be back in a minute. I'll be back in a minute. 662 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:00,800 Doctor! Doctor! 663 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,500 The Komatsu root. 664 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:04,300 - It works. - It does? 665 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,800 Of course it does. 666 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:07,000 Of course it does. 667 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,500 You should have seen the look on Johnson's face. 668 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:12,800 I mean, I feel so young. And he looked like an old man. 669 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,200 That's fine, George. 670 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,900 Listen, we've made a startling new discovery. 671 00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:18,200 A breakthrough. 672 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:19,400 Is that it? 673 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,700 How does it work? 674 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,100 We'll show it to you. Where can we set it up? 675 00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:24,500 My garage. 676 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:28,100 [Lively instrumental music] 677 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,100 PROF: Keep it coming. 678 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,100 Here we go. 679 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,000 DENNIS: Hey, Mr. Wilson. 680 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:45,600 What is that? Can I help? 681 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,500 PROF: Get away. It's not for kids. 682 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,300 Can I watch? Please? 683 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,800 I won't touch anything. Promise. 684 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000 No! 685 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,300 Oh, no. Grandpa's already in a bad mood. 686 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,900 We better get this cleaned up. 687 00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:14,000 GEORGE: What is it? 688 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,400 The culmination of all our research. 689 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,600 The marriage of modern science and ancient folklore... 690 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,200 all working together. Look here. 691 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,600 Look at this old, dead, tired plant. 692 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,700 [Loud exploding and clanking] 693 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,700 SYLVESTER: Look, pretty new flower. 694 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,600 Holy cow! Does it work on people? 695 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,000 Of course. 696 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,600 Imagine it, George. 697 00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:15,100 You'll feel younger, you'll look younger. 698 00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:16,800 And not just you. 699 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,500 Mrs. Wilson, too. 700 00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:23,000 MARTHA: George, your breakfast is getting cold. 701 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,800 I'll get my checkbook. I want it. 702 00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:33,500 Professor, that was awesome. 703 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,100 Just an old magician's trick. 704 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,400 My years with the Great Sandelini still come in handy. 705 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,300 DENNIS: Yuck, this stuff's nasty. 706 00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:50,100 It's not working. 707 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,100 DENNIS: Hey, Mr. Wilson. 708 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:53,500 It's him. 709 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,700 The machine. Keep him away. 710 00:44:56,700 --> 00:44:58,300 Go away. He's not here. 711 00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,700 I just need to borrow his car-washing machine. 712 00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:02,200 It's an emergency. 713 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,200 For pete's sake, give the kid what he wants. 714 00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:07,200 Fine, take it. Just leave. Give me that. 715 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:13,100 That was close. 716 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:20,600 Okay. Now we need lots of soap. 717 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,900 Come on. 718 00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:33,800 Look for a big bottle of pink stuff. 719 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,400 [Lighthearted instrumental music] 720 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,300 There! 721 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,700 That's not a lot. 722 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 GEORGE: I'll be right back, Martha. 723 00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:03,400 - How much is this gonna cost me? - For you, George, nothing. 724 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,400 - It's free? - It's free? 725 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:09,900 Try it. Use it for a couple of weeks, then you pay us what you think it's worth. 726 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,800 If it doesn't work for you and your wife, pay us nothing. 727 00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:14,100 It's a deal. 728 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,800 DENNIS: This thing sure takes a lot of soap. 729 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:28,100 All we need from you is a small security deposit. 730 00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:32,000 You'll get your deposit back when we collect this expensive equipment. 731 00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:33,900 That sounds fair. 732 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 How much deposit do you want? 733 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:40,400 Well, 10 percent of its value. $15,000 should cover it. 734 00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:42,000 That much? 735 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,400 What's it matter? 736 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,600 We're not gonna cash the check, George. 737 00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:48,900 We're just gonna hold onto it. 738 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,400 - Will I get it back? - Of course. 739 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,000 You have our machine. It's priceless. 740 00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:56,300 Right. I was being silly. 741 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,800 [Upbeat instrumental music] 742 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,200 Cool. 743 00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:09,300 Is this the weirdest soap? 744 00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:11,100 Smells sweet. 745 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,700 Yuck, Ruff. Don't eat the soap. 746 00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:27,500 Cotton candy. 747 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,600 Cool. 748 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,400 The car! 749 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:37,600 Yikes. It's stuck. 750 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:40,800 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 751 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,500 DENNIS: [Yelling] Turn it off! 752 00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:54,700 So long, George. Thanks for everything. 753 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,900 No, no. 754 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:57,500 Thank you. 755 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,300 [Dennis yelling] 756 00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:03,400 DENNIS: Turn it off! 757 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,400 GEORGE: What the heck is going on out here? 758 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:15,900 Dennis! 759 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:18,700 DENNIS: It's just cotton candy. 760 00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:25,700 Oh, my God, my wonderful machine! 761 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 You've destroyed my machine! 762 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,600 I'm ruined! 763 00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:31,700 Give me money, now! 764 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,800 My insurance will pay for it. 765 00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:36,600 When the police come we'll make out a report. 766 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,400 - The cops! - The cops! 767 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:40,200 We got to get out of here! 768 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,700 Doctor! Wait! 769 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:44,400 [Police sirens blaring] 770 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,900 [Machine alarm beeping] 771 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,500 - Isn't this that Mitchell house? - That explains it. 772 00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:19,200 A cotton candy 911 call, huh? 773 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,600 HENRY: What happened? 774 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,000 Dennis, did you get... 775 00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,100 DENNIS: What? 776 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,100 Where did you get all... Are you... 777 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,800 I was just washing Grandpa's car. 778 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,400 Look at my car! 779 00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:41,500 Dennis, look what you did! How could you? 780 00:49:41,700 --> 00:49:44,700 George, what in the world is that thing in the garage? 781 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,600 The youth machine. It's gone. 782 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,200 I'll never be young again. 783 00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:52,200 Golly, I'm real sorry, Mr. Wilson. 784 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:55,300 Sorry? You've ruined my life again. 785 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:56,800 George. 786 00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,900 Dennis, go to your room. We'll talk about this later. 787 00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:05,800 DENNIS: But, Mom, I was just trying... ALICE: No "buts." 788 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:11,800 For years, one catastrophe after another. I've never complained. 789 00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:16,700 They say he's only a boy. This child's no child! He's a living disaster! 790 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,900 Martha, I know what we'll do. 791 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,700 We'll get some matches. That's what I want you to do. 792 00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:25,200 Get some matches, and we'll burn the house down... 793 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,400 and collect the money from the insurance. 794 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,400 No, wait a minute! Better yet! 795 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,800 We'll get Dennis, we'll give him the matches... 796 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,900 we'll tell him to be careful, and then step back. 797 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:40,500 Hey, wait. I have an idea, a way to make everybody happy. 798 00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:42,500 This I got to hear! 799 00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:45,100 HENRY: George wants to move away. 800 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,600 Grandpa wants to be near Dennis, but it's awfully tight... 801 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:51,700 with all of us under one roof. So Grandpa buys George's house. 802 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:53,900 ALICE: That's a great idea. 803 00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:56,500 It's just what everybody wants. 804 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,000 Wait a minute. You mean I'd be living here? 805 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:06,900 Really, really living here, full-time, next door to Dennis... 806 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,700 for the rest of my life? 807 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:13,200 Him? Him? Living in my house? 808 00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:15,500 Okay, then. It's a deal. 809 00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:19,000 [Sentimental instrumental music] 810 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:24,800 Oh, no. Mr. Wilson moving away? 811 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,900 Dennis, no. You can't go over to Mr. Wilson's. 812 00:51:36,100 --> 00:51:38,300 He's very busy and you're still grounded. 813 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:42,600 Stay out of the way and don't step one foot over there till Mr. Wilson moves. 814 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:44,800 But suppose Mr. Wilson... 815 00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:47,500 really needs me, really, really bad? 816 00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:48,600 No. 817 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:53,700 But suppose he's in real danger and nobody else is around? 818 00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:56,300 No. 819 00:51:57,100 --> 00:52:01,100 But suppose he's gonna die and nobody else is around to help... 820 00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:03,300 and only I can save him? 821 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,400 No. 822 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:05,700 N-O, no. 823 00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:07,600 Stay here. 824 00:52:07,700 --> 00:52:10,000 Don't leave the yard. That's an order. 825 00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:12,100 Do you hear me? 826 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,700 [Sinister instrumental music] 827 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,900 Do you know what this means? 828 00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:21,200 He's got to play in his own yard. 829 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,100 That miserable kid is out of commission! 830 00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:25,800 - Out of our hair. - On ice! 831 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,600 - In the penalty box. - History. 832 00:52:27,700 --> 00:52:28,900 - Benched. - Out of order. 833 00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:30,100 Off duty. 834 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,500 Wilson is all ours. 835 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,600 DENNIS: Suppose he's gonna die? HENRY: No. 836 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,700 - Hanging on by just one hand? - No. 837 00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:43,200 - Okay, one finger. - Okay, okay. 838 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:45,600 If Mr. Wilson is in real bad danger... 839 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:50,600 and if nobody else is around, and if he yells for help, and if he's hanging on... 840 00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:52,700 by only one finger... 841 00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:58,400 And if you, and only you, can save him... 842 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,800 then you can go to Mr. Wilson's. 843 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,800 But only then. 844 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,300 Okay. Thanks, Dad. 845 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:13,000 Hey, Mr. Wilson! 846 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,200 I'm grounded. 847 00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:21,900 My dad says I can't visit anymore. Ever. 848 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,200 Good. 849 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:26,500 I just wanna apologize for blowing up your youth machine. 850 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,900 I guess now you'll have to stay all old and wrinkled up, huh? 851 00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:33,200 Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Thank you. 852 00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:34,800 DENNIS: You're welcome. 853 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,000 I wish I could help you get younger like you want. 854 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,300 You know, I'm still awful young. 855 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:42,200 Oh, really? 856 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,200 If I could, I'd take away... 857 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:47,200 ten years of yours. 858 00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:51,200 Then I'd be old enough to drive. 859 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,700 God help us. 860 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,300 I'm gonna be awful, awful sorry to see you go. 861 00:53:58,900 --> 00:54:02,700 You're my bestest best friend in the whole world. 862 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,100 Dennis? 863 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,400 You leave Mr. Wilson alone. 864 00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:13,800 Well, I have to go now. 865 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,300 'Bye. 866 00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:19,600 [Sentimental instrumental music] 867 00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:35,700 George, do you think we're doing the right thing? 868 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,200 Moving from our home? 869 00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:42,900 MARTHA: Selling? GEORGE: I don't know, Martha. 870 00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:45,400 I love this house as much as you do. 871 00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:50,400 At least 10 times a day, after Dennis does one of those disastrous things... 872 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:53,900 I swore we would move away and never come back. 873 00:54:54,100 --> 00:54:55,500 Far away. 874 00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:57,900 And here we are. 875 00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:00,100 We're doing it. 876 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:02,100 We're actually moving. 877 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,700 I just hope it works for everybody... 878 00:55:08,300 --> 00:55:10,200 especially for Dennis. 879 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,900 He needs his grandfather. 880 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:15,200 And let's face it... 881 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:18,700 his grandfather's a lot more fun to have around. 882 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,100 Well, he... 883 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,100 George, he loves you, too. 884 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,500 He's gonna miss you. 885 00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:27,100 He'll get over it. 886 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,200 A grandfather is special. 887 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,100 I'm just a... 888 00:55:34,300 --> 00:55:35,600 next-door neighbor. 889 00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:50,000 But if Grandpa likes going away... 890 00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,300 and Mr. Wilson likes staying home... 891 00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:56,500 how come Grandpa's staying home and Mr. Wilson's going away? 892 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,100 Dennis, they're adults. 893 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,600 They know what they're doing. 894 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,100 Good night. 895 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:07,600 Grownups are so weird. 896 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,200 Hi, it's me again, but I guess you already knew that. 897 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,800 At least you listen to me. 898 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,500 That's your job. 899 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:25,200 I think Mr. Wilson and Grandpa are about to make a big, big mistake. 900 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:29,800 And I'm just a kid, nobody pays any attention to me. 901 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,000 I can't even visit Mr. Wilson's house anymore, for crying out loud. 902 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:39,300 So if you'd like to give me some help here, I'd sure appreciate it. 903 00:56:40,100 --> 00:56:41,100 Thanks. 904 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,200 Amen. 905 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,700 The end. 906 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,200 [Doorbell rings] 907 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,100 I'll get it. 908 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:54,300 Hello! 909 00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:56,000 City termite inspectors. 910 00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:59,000 City requires inspection on all residences prior to sale. 911 00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:00,800 Not interested. Goodbye. 912 00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:01,900 Hold it! 913 00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:06,300 You can't sell the house unless you got a certificate of termite non-infestation. 914 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,500 It's the law. 915 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,200 - It's for your protection. - Yeah, we're the government. 916 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:11,500 We're here to help you. 917 00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:14,500 - How much is this "help" gonna cost me? - $200. 918 00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:15,900 Up front. 919 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,500 I'll go get my checkbook. 920 00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:22,700 SYLVESTER: Look at this! Termites! 921 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,300 I don't see no termites. 922 00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:26,300 Invisible mites, the worst! 923 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,500 You can't see them, you can't kill them. 924 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:32,300 You got yourself some big problems. 925 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,500 Electrical service isn't up to code. 926 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:37,400 Plumbing and heating need major work. 927 00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:41,600 Foundation is shot. 928 00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:44,000 You're lucky the place hasn't burned down. 929 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,600 Here's your list. 930 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,300 It's a good thing we're selling this place to Johnson. 931 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,900 Now it's his problem. 932 00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:52,900 - Good day! - No! 933 00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:55,700 You can't sell this house until these problems are corrected. 934 00:57:55,900 --> 00:57:57,100 - All of them? - That's right. 935 00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,300 All of them? 936 00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:00,600 Johnson. It's his fault. 937 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:01,900 This house is unsafe. 938 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,400 You are required by law to fix all these problems... 939 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,200 or the city will declare this house condemned. 940 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:09,600 Condemned? 941 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:12,300 George! Do something. 942 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:14,800 Here's your list of the city-approved contractors. 943 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,100 If you like, we can start making the calls for you. 944 00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:20,400 We have no choice. 945 00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:25,200 [Lively instrumental music] 946 00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:33,800 Hey, Mr. Wilson! 947 00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:38,000 SYLVESTER: Kid, this stuff is poison. Stay away. Far away. 948 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:44,200 Hey. You're not supposed to be here. Scram! 949 00:58:44,900 --> 00:58:46,900 Hey! Go play somewhere else, kid. 950 00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:50,100 All these workers and not one of them likes kids? 951 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:52,600 PROF: He's going... 952 00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:53,600 going... 953 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,100 gone! 954 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,700 Now it's time to hit up George... 955 00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,800 for more money. 956 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,200 PROF: Your wiring is a disaster. 957 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,700 This roof is completely shot! 958 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,600 Your radon levels are way off the chart! 959 00:59:27,700 --> 00:59:30,500 This con is the high point of my career. 960 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:34,100 GEORGE: I'll be up in the attic, Martha. 961 00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:40,500 [Melancholy saxophone music] 962 00:59:50,100 --> 00:59:52,600 [Lively instrumental music] 963 01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:14,800 Today can't get any more rotten. 964 01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:22,000 Why, Dennis. Fancy bumping into you here. 965 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:23,800 I love ballet. 966 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,100 It's helping me develop grace and poise for my career as a supermodel. 967 01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:31,600 Oh, look. It's teatime. 968 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,600 GINA: Gentlemen, we have a crisis. 969 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:36,700 We got to rescue Dennis. 970 01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:38,500 Now let's hear some ideas. 971 01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:39,900 Kidnap Margaret's cat. 972 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,000 Offer a trade. 973 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,000 - That cat's a man-eater. - So's Margaret. 974 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,800 Hey, Rodney Gibbs got the measles. 975 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,700 We just get him to go play with Margaret. 976 01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:51,100 I got it. 977 01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:52,700 Okay, listen. 978 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,100 Dennis thinks Margaret likes bugs, right? 979 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,000 But she really hates them. 980 01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:59,700 So we'll come up with the biggest, meanest... 981 01:00:59,900 --> 01:01:02,300 nastiest monster bug anyone ever saw. 982 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,200 Let's see how she likes that. 983 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,100 [Classical instrumental music] 984 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:23,900 How's your tea, Dennis, dear? 985 01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:28,600 When I think of us married, sometimes you're a rich doctor... 986 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,600 sometimes you're a rich lawyer. 987 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,200 What do you think, sweetums? 988 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,800 I don't care. 989 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,900 [Upbeat adventurous music] 990 01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:40,200 MARGARET: Do you like... 991 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:41,300 GUNTHER: Poor Dennis. 992 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,100 She's torturing him. 993 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,400 It's worse than I thought. We have to move fast. 994 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,600 I'm gonna get a closer look. 995 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,600 Red Leader 1 to HQ. How's it going over there? 996 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,400 Sir, it'll be another two hours. 997 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,400 We need our secret weapon ready now! 998 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,000 We can't do it, Captain. 999 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:05,300 Not enough time. 1000 01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,000 You have to be ready. It's life or death. 1001 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:09,900 Over and out. 1002 01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:13,700 Go, go, go! 1003 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,500 [Fast-paced instrumental music] 1004 01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:28,900 - Hey, Margaret. - You being a bug expert and all. 1005 01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:30,600 Identify this bug. 1006 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,100 [Margaret screaming] 1007 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:43,500 Yikes! 1008 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,900 [Lively instrumental music] 1009 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,600 DENNIS: Guys, you can't go in there! 1010 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,800 Dad! Mr. Wilson! 1011 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:19,700 GEORGE: Help! 1012 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:25,200 Help! 1013 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,000 Oh, boy! 1014 01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:36,000 Dad said if Mr. Wilson is in real bad danger... 1015 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,900 and nobody else is around to help, and if he hollers for help... 1016 01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:41,200 Help! 1017 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,800 ...and if he's only hanging on by one finger... 1018 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,300 Shucks. 1019 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,200 He's hanging on by all five fingers. 1020 01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:50,500 Three, two... 1021 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,000 Only one more. 1022 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,200 One! 1023 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:56,300 Yes! Mr. Wilson I'm coming to save you. 1024 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,400 He's coming. 1025 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:01,900 Run! 1026 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:08,500 [Lively instrumental music continues] 1027 01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,100 DENNIS: Mr. Wilson, what are you doing out there? 1028 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,100 Catch, Mr. Wilson. 1029 01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:23,100 Dennis, let go of my foot! 1030 01:04:23,700 --> 01:04:24,800 Dennis. 1031 01:04:24,900 --> 01:04:25,700 Dennis! 1032 01:04:25,900 --> 01:04:28,300 Now's our chance to get out of here! 1033 01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:31,400 Don't worry, Mr. Wilson. I got you. 1034 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:36,900 [Both screaming] 1035 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,900 DENNIS: Somebody, get me down! 1036 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,700 Nobody beats the Professor. 1037 01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:35,400 SYLVESTER: Professor, what about me? 1038 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:38,400 Stop! You didn't finish the repairs yet! 1039 01:05:38,700 --> 01:05:41,300 Don't worry, Mr. Wilson. I'll stop him. 1040 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,500 [Confrontational spaghetti Western music] 1041 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,200 Professor? 1042 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:22,200 Every year at the National Police Chiefs' Seminar On Swindlers... 1043 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,300 you are the talk of the show! 1044 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:25,600 You're a legend! 1045 01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,200 Why, thank you. 1046 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,900 Dennis, Dennis! 1047 01:06:33,300 --> 01:06:35,900 Dennis, I was so worried. Are you all right, my sweet? 1048 01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:37,900 DENNIS: I'm fine. I'm fine. 1049 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:39,400 Dennis, quick! 1050 01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:40,700 Girls, yucky or cool? 1051 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:42,300 Why, yucky. Of course. 1052 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,200 I will not give up. 1053 01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:48,600 One day I will be Mrs. Dennis Mitchell. 1054 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:51,500 George, what have you done? 1055 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,400 Rope around the foot! 1056 01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:55,100 Flying face-first! 1057 01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:56,600 Cement bag! 1058 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:57,900 Dennis! 1059 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,100 Dennis, Dennis! 1060 01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:00,200 Dennis. 1061 01:07:00,300 --> 01:07:01,200 Dennis is a... 1062 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,700 A hero, George. 1063 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:05,300 What? 1064 01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,800 Mr. Wilson, you are a very lucky man. 1065 01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:11,700 Dennis, here, has just captured the best con men in the business. 1066 01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:14,100 Never lost a con until now. 1067 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:15,800 Con men? 1068 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:20,000 Sylvester, were you the Indian doctor or the Chinese herbalist? 1069 01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:23,300 The Indian, of course. 1070 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,400 I love that. 1071 01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:27,200 The youth root. 1072 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,500 What kind of an idiot is gonna fall for that one? 1073 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,000 You'd be surprised. 1074 01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:36,800 Here are your checks, George. 1075 01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:40,200 Let's book them, boys. 1076 01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:41,400 But... 1077 01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:45,200 [Militant instrumental music] 1078 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,300 Con men. 1079 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:53,300 Well, George, it seems Dennis is a hero. 1080 01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:55,500 What do you say to that? 1081 01:07:56,300 --> 01:07:58,400 Oh, yeah, sure. 1082 01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:01,700 - Thanks. - You're welcome, Mr. Wilson. 1083 01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:04,700 You know, you're a good kid deep down inside. 1084 01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:07,400 Very deep down. 1085 01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:10,100 I take back all those things I said about you. 1086 01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:12,200 Well, some of the things. 1087 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,900 Most of the things. 1088 01:08:17,900 --> 01:08:20,000 And you're gonna miss him, too. 1089 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,500 Aren't you, George? 1090 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:26,700 Yeah, I'll miss you. 1091 01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:31,000 Then don't move. Neither of you guys wanna trade places. 1092 01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:32,300 Do you? 1093 01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:35,700 All I want is my motor home back. 1094 01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,100 I promised Dennis I'd take him to the Grand Canyon. 1095 01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:42,100 After that, I'm just not cut out to be around kids all the time. 1096 01:08:43,100 --> 01:08:45,100 I don't know how you do it. 1097 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,500 You're one in a million, George Wilson. 1098 01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:52,200 [Sentimental instrumental music] 1099 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:56,900 Mr. Wilson? 1100 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:01,400 You're my bestest friend in the whole world ever. 1101 01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:05,800 I've known you every single day of my whole life, for crying out loud. 1102 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:08,500 I love Grandpa and all... 1103 01:09:10,100 --> 01:09:12,500 but, even if he was living here... 1104 01:09:12,900 --> 01:09:15,600 I'd still miss you an awful, awful lot. 1105 01:09:18,900 --> 01:09:20,500 Please don't move. 1106 01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:22,000 Please? 1107 01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:30,500 Martha, we're not moving. 1108 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,200 Yay! 1109 01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:38,800 [Euphoric instrumental music] 1110 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:45,000 GRANDPA: What do you think of the Grand Canyon? 1111 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,900 DENNIS: I can't believe how big it is. 1112 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,700 And it's great that we get to camp so close. 1113 01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:54,800 DENNIS: Wow, this is so cool. GRANDPA: Very cool. 1114 01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:57,700 I bet Mr. Wilson wishes he was here. 1115 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,800 I know. I'll get some neat rocks for him. 1116 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,600 That's a good idea. 1117 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,700 I'm gonna take a little nap. 1118 01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:09,000 [Playful instrumental music] 1119 01:10:16,900 --> 01:10:18,700 GRANDPA: Oh, no! Not that rock! 1120 01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:20,000 Yikes! 1121 01:10:20,100 --> 01:10:21,800 GRANDPA: Dennis! Dennis! 1122 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,300 [Christmas song plays] 1123 01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:30,300 George, don't you wish you'd gone with Dennis and his grandfather? 1124 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:33,100 NEWSCASTER: We interrupt this broadcast to bring you footage... 1125 01:10:33,300 --> 01:10:35,600 from a spectacular rescue at the Grand Canyon. 1126 01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,300 I was getting this rock for my best friend, Mr. Wilson. 1127 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,100 I hope he likes it. 1128 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,200 Hi, Mr. Wilson. 1129 01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:43,400 GRANDPA: Dennis! 1130 01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:46,200 Dennis! 1131 01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:48,800 He's a menace. 1132 01:10:49,900 --> 01:10:53,400 [Lighthearted swing song] 1133 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:28,000 SDH subtitles conformed by SOFTITLER 1134 01:14:37,900 --> 01:14:39,900 English - SDH